The Simpsons Forever
The Simpsons Forever
Lists & Gags Songs
Bart's Army Marching Song
as seen in Episode 5 - Bart the General
Lyrics

I got a B in arithmetic
I got a B in arithmetic
Would've got an A but I was sick
Would've got an A but I was sick

We are rubber you are glue
We are rubber you are glue
It bounces off of us and sticks to you
It bounces off of us and sticks to you

Sound off
One, two
Sound off
Three, four

In English class I did the best
In English class I did the best
Because I cheated on the test
Because I cheated on the test

Sound off
One, two
I can't hear you
Three, four

We are happy we are merry
We are happy we are merry
We got a rhyming dictionary
We got a rhyming dictionary

Sound off
One, two
One more time
Three, four
Bring it on home now
One, two, three, four
One, two... three, four
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