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| What can come between two bestest buddies like us? |
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| I've always been suspicious of transfer students. Other principals try to unload problem cases that way. Lord knows I do. |
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| I'm a good student, Principal Skinner. |
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| Yeah sure, and they told me I'd get a big parade when I got back from 'Nam. Instead, they spat on me. I can still feel it searing... just like they forgot about me in that tiger cage for 18 months. Every night I wake up screaming. |
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| We just moved here from Phoenix. My dad owns a home security company. He came to Springfield because of it's high crime rate and lackluster police force. All my friends are back in Phoenix and this town has a weird smell that you're all probably used to... but I'm not. |
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| Class, in order to explain why your hormones will soon make you an easy target for every smooth talking Lothario with his own car and tight jeans, I will now show a short sex education film. Ezekiel and Ishmael, in accordance with your parent's wishes you may step out into the hall and pray for our souls. |
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| Hi, I'm actor Troy McClure, you kids might remember me from such educational films as Lead Paint: Delicious but Deadly and Here Comes the Metric System!. |
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| Everybody on but no shoving. Just kidding, you can shove all you want. |
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| Sorry Bart dude, no time, my girlfriend is dancing at the airport bar from 4:15 till 4:20. |
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| Milhouse, we're living in the age of cooties. I can't believe the risk you're running. Besides, what's so great about kissing? |
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| Bart it's just not the kissing. A lot of it is waiting to kiss, you know, when you open an eskimo pie and you wait just a little bit for it to melt. |
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| This is the first time anyone's sat next to me since I successfully lobbied to have the school day extended by 20 minutes. |
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| I'm just as unpopular with the ladies as I am with the chaps. |
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| Everyone, Bart and I would like to announce that we are friends. |
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| Bart, would you care to listen to me play the lute? |
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| Forbearance is the watchword, that triumvirate of Twinkies merely overwhelmed my resolve! |
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| Tut, tut, gentle Marge. For here in the boudoir, the gourmand metamorphoses into the voluptuary! |
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| Samantha and Milhouse sittin' in a tree about to lose their privacy. Ha ha ha. |
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| Now there's a Machiavellian incontinent. Oooh a sextet of ale. |
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| Let's just say I'm a concerned prude with a lot of time on his hands. |
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| It's recess everywhere but in his heart. |
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| Oh come on, I've seen you cry a million times. You cry when you scrape your knee. You cry when they're out of chocolate milk. You cry when you're doing long division and you have a remainder left over. |
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| You're askin' the wrong guy Milhouse. They all look alike to me. Now let's go whip some donuts at old people. |
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