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| Homer, all those deep fried, heavily salted snacks can't be good for your heart. |
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| Our first game today, Denver and New England is too close to call but if your one of those compulsive types who just has to bet, well I don't know... Denver! |
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| Moe's Tavern, where the peanut bowl is freshened hourly. |
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| Why isn't Dad ever interested in anything I do?... We used to have burping contests but I out grew it. |
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| If you want to get closer to him, then maybe you should bridge the gap? I do it all the time. I pretend I'm interested in looking at power tools, going to those silly car chase movies and some things I'll tell you about when you're older. |
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| Well folks, when you're right 52% of the time, you're wrong 48% of the time. |
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| After evaluating millions of pieces of data in the blink of an eye, the Gambletron 2000 says the winner is Cincinnati by 200 points! Why you worthless hunk of junk! |
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| Do you know why these clothes are on sale, Mom? Because the people who wear them get beaten up. |
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| What can be more exciting than the savage ballet that is pro football? |
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| See how good things can happen if you make a little effort? |
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| He'll lose. Look at the fear in his eyes. Listen to the quiver in his voice. He's a little boy lost in a game of men. |
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| I like the 49ers because they're pure of heart. Seattle because they've got something to prove. And the Raiders because they always cheat. |
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| And when the doctor said I didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life. |
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| Look around you Malibu Stacey. All this was bought with dirty money. Your penthouse, your alpha romeo, your collagen injection clinic. You're going back into the shoebox. It may not be pretty but dammit, it's honest. |
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| My new show's called Handle with Care. I play Jack Handle, a retired cop who shares an apartment with a retired criminal. We're the original odd couple. |
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| Whatcha' got ridin' on this game?... Whoo what a gambler. |
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| Money comes and money goes but what I have with my daughter can go on for eight more years. |
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