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| I'd like a bottle of Henry K. Duff's private reserve. |
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| I just made a cool $25 dollars playing the market. Buy low, sell high, that's my motto. I may just quit my job at the power plant and become a full time stock market guy. |
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| My English is not perfect but I have to tell you, your beer is like swell to us. Do I have that right? I'm saying that only a swine would drink this beer. |
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| I had a big company and he had a big company. Now, we have a very big company. |
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| Oh don't worry, we'll still have enough left to buy the Cleveland Browns. |
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| You'll see the Statue of Liberty wearing lederhosen before you see Germans running my plant. |
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| Guten morgen, I am Horst. The new owners have elected me to speak with you because I am the most non-threatening. Perhaps I remind you of the loveable Sgt. Shultz on Hogan's Heroes. |
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| First I'll get that new hip I've been hankering for. Then who knows, bee keeping, boxing, bocce ball. The world is my oyster, Smithers. Farewell. |
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| Marge, it's not the money. My job is my identity. If I'm not a safety whats-a-ma-jigger, I'm nothing. |
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| Look, a blue collar bar. Oh, Smithers let's go slumming. |
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| What good is money if you can't inspire terror in your fellow man? |
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| All right Mr. Burns, you win. But beware, we Germans aren't all smiles and sunshine. |
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| Smithers, I keep my friends close and my enemy's closer. He'll slowly regain his confidence as the months and years drift by. Blissfully unaware that the sword of Damocles is dangling just above his head. And then, one day when he least expects it... |
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