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| Hello, everyone. Before last year's Halloween show I warned you not to let your children watch but you did anyway. Hmmm. Well, this year's episode is even worse. It's scarier, more violent and I think they stuck in some bad language too. So please tuck in your children and... well, if you didn't listen to me last time, your not going to now. Enjoy the show. |
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| Hand over the candy old dude or we egg your house back to the stone age. |
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| I didn't select this costume for mobility. I wore it to salute the noble Native Americans of the Pacific Northwest. |
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| If you eat too much, you'll have nightmares. |
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| I can do that but I don't wanna'. |
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| People of Earth, we come to you in the spirit of hostility and madness. |
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| They're conquering us with a club! Wish we'd saved an A-bomb or two. |
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| Ok, I'll make a wish that can't backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And I don't want any zombie turkeys. I don't want to turn into a turkey myself and I don't want any other weird surprises. You got it!?... Not bad, nice hot mustard, good bread, turkey's a little dry. The turkey's a little dry! Oh, this cursed thing. What demon from the depths of hell created thee. |
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| Ahhhh! He's got a board with a nail in it! |
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| That board with the nail in it may have defeated us but the humans won't stop there. They'll make bigger boards and bigger nails. Soon they will make a board with a nail so big it will destroy them all! Ha ha ha! |
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| Hey this is fun, isn't it? We're all gonna' die! He he he. |
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| Hey everybody. I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt. |
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| Slowly, slowly don't make a sound. Don't even think cause he can hear your thoughts and when he's least expecting it bash his head in with a chair. End of monster. |
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| You know Smithers, I've always despised the laziness of the common worker. Then I realized his spirit was willing but the flesh was weak. So, I replaced the flesh, which is weak, with steel which is strong. Behold! The greatest breakthrough in labor relations since the cat o' nine tails. |
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| Hello. Look a me, I'm Davy Crockett! |
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| Look Smithers, a twitch. It's moving. It's alive! Oh, that fellow at Radio Shack said I was mad. Well who's mad now?! |
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| Oh, Smithers when you look at me with those puppy dog eyes. |
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| I guess I owe you a coke. |
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