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| Sorry, little dudes. Party hardy equals tardy. |
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| Now class remember, do not stick any part of your body out the window. We all know the tragic story of the young man who stuck is arm out the window and had it ripped off by a big truck coming in the other direction. |
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| Hi there energy eaters! I'm Smilin' Joe Fission, your atomic tour guide to the strange and exciting world of nuclear power. |
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| I defy anyone to tell the difference between these donuts and ones baked today. |
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| I'm no supervising technician. I'm a technical supervisor. I've never done anything worth while in my life. I'm a big worthless nothing. |
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| I'm just a technical supervisor who cared to much. |
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| Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. |
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| Dear family, I am an utter failure and you'll be better off without me. By the time you read this I will be in my watery grave. I can only leave you with the words my father gave me... stand tall, have courage and never give up. I only hope I can provide a better model in death than I did in life. Warmest regards. Love. - Homer J. Simpson |
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| Maybe he's just taking his boulder for a walk. |
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| I don't care who I have to face. I don't care who I have to fight. I will not rest until this street get's a stop sign! |
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| If truth be known I actually caused more accidents around here than any other employee. Even a few doozies that no one ever found out about. |
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| You're not as stupid as you look or sound... or our best testing indicates. |
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| Friends, you have come to depend on me as your safety watch dog so you won't spank yourself or stub your toes or blow yourselves up. But you can't depend on me all of your life. You have to learn that there's a little Homer Simpson in all of us and I'm going to have to live without your respect and awe. The only reason I'm telling you this is I'm going to be leaving you. But don't worry, I have just been appointed the new Safety Inspector at this very plant... with a big fat raise! |
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