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| All I wanted to tell you about was this new barbeque joint. It's called Greasy Joe's Bottomless Barbeque Pit! Oooh, I can still taste the sauce between my fingers and are you read for this? It's all you can eat!... (belch) |
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| Oh Homer, remember you promised you'd try to limit pork to six servings per week. |
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| Now look, here's what we're going to do. We'll unload the kids on Patty and Selma Saturday night and then we'll eat until hey kick us out of the place. Just like old times. |
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| Hey alley cats, save it for the honeymoon. |
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| If that was an oncoming vehicle you'd be dead now. Next... oh, take it like a man. |
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| Brandy, you're a fine girl. What a good wife you would be. But my life, my love and my lady is the sea. |
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| And since I'm sure that you'd only resent the pity of an eight year old niece, I'll simply hope that you're one of the statistically insignificant number of 40 year old single women who ever find their fair prince. |
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| I'll tell you one thing. Greasy Joe is sorry he ever saw the likes of me. |
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| I'll get right to the point. I'm getting older, fatter and uglier. Please Marge, help me find a man before it's too late. |
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| Boy, a good man really is hard to find. |
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| Gentlemen according to my sources you are planning to simultaneously drop your pencils at 2:15 this afternoon. Do so and you will be suspended. |
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| Vandalism fans, hold on to your hats! |
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| I am loathe to interrupt your meditation sir but the time has come for money to change hands. |
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| Say what they will about our cafeteria, I still think they're the best tater tots money can buy. |
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| Wait a minute. That smells like sodium tetra sulfate bonding with chlorophyll. |
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| Maybe it was one of the other Bart's, sir? |
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| The sheer contempt demonstrated by this incident makes me wish I could pull the trusty board of education out of retirement. |
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| These pants come off at night just like everybody elses. |
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| Be still my foolish heart. |
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| Here we go. Boy meets beast. |
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| You'll be back. You haven't seen the last of Willie. |
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| You know food tastes better when you're revolving. |
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| Doesn't surprise me. She's always been the lucky one. Two minutes younger, skin like a China doll and bosoms till Tuesday. |
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| Kiss me Patty. I don't have cooties. |
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| Homer, lighten up. You're making happy hour bitterly ironic. |
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| Wheel her in Homer, I'm not a picky man. (belch) |
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| It's time to ash can my girlish hopes and dreams and grab hold of the next train out of the station... It takes the right piece of cheese to catch the mouse. It's time to give away my love like so much cheap wine. |
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| Geez'em Crow! Look at the size of that rock! |
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| Oh Springfield Elementary, I will have you back again. After all, tomorrow is another school day. |
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