The Simpsons Forever
The Simpsons Forever
Episode 2 Season 1 7G02 January 14, 1990
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Notable Quotes in This Episode
Bart Simpson
Kwyjibo on the loose!
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Martin Prince
Principal Skinner, one of my fellow children is vandalizing school property.
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Martin Prince
You might say you caught him red handed!
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Bart Simpson
I don't have a ticket.
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Marge Simpson
He's a good boy now and he's getting better. And sometimes even the best sheep stray from the flock and need to be hugged extra hard.
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Dr. J. Loren Pryor
Well genius level intelligence is usually the result of heredity and environment. Although, in some cases it's a total mystery.
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Homer Simpson
How about a tie son? Everybody knows boy geniuses wear ties.
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Homer Simpson
Nonsense Marge. Frosty Krusty Flakes are what got him where he is today. It could be one of these chemicals here that makes him so smart. Lisa maybe you should try some of this. I'm just saying why not have two geniuses in the family. Sort of a spare in case Bart's brain blows up.
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Bart Simpson
Maybe so, but from now on, this dimwit is on easy street.
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Bart Simpson
No rush, Dad. Take the scenic route.
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Homer Simpson
Now, go on boy, and pay attention because if you do, one day you may achieve something that we Simpsons have dreamed about for generations. You may outsmart someone.
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Ethan Foley
O MEMSAHIB BART, RABBI HAS MEMO
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Ms. Melon
Discover your desks people!
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Bart Simpson
Well, you're damned if you do and your damned if you don't.
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Bart Simpson
Os Os. That's backwards for so so.
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Bart Simpson
My proposal by Bart Simpson. I want to pretend I am a regular dumb kid. By this, I hope... ow no. For this I will... ow... require... oh, man. My confession by Bart Simpson. I am a regular dumb kid. I cheated on my intelligence test.
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Homer Simpson
Don't be discouraged, son. I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb.
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Lisa Simpson
I think Bart's stupid again, Mom.
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