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Edna Krabappel

Occupation Fourth-grade teacher at Springfield Elementary

Marital Status Divorced, but still looking (once tried to pick up HOmer and the drummer from Aerosmith at Moe's)

Habits Can sometimes be seen smoking inside school

On Strike While leading a teacher's strike, held up a sign that said, "Honk if you like cookies"

Favorite Apparel Blue skirt, green sweater, blue pumps

Favorite Canned Dinner Brand Chef Lonelyhearts

Restricted Can't go to the library anymore because "everbody stinks"

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Quotes (11)

Now class remember, do not stick any part of your body out the window. We all know the tragic story of the young man who stuck is arm out the window and had it ripped off by a big truck coming in the other direction.

So while I'm technically still married, there hasn't really been any marriage to speak of since Mr. Krabappel moved into is little love nest... since he's been gone, I've been looking for a substitute to teach me a lesson I sorely need.

Hiya Scrumptious. Do you want to ignite my drink?... Single parent are we?... Well, let's pretend you are.

If anyone wants to learn more about Zinc, they're welcome to stay. We can talk about anything. I'll do your homework for ya'.

A personal ad? Why not? It might be fun. Kind of a lark. C'mon. C'mon... Answer the phone... I NEED A MAN!

Hey, it will be one of their few pleasant memories when they're pumping gas for a living.

First, I ask him to send me a photo. If he's got everything where it should be I'm reelin' him in.

Bart, you're the closest thing to a man in my life and that's so depressing, I think I'm going to cry.

Bart, it's such a nice day today. Let's have detention outside.

Some of you may discover a wonderful vocation you never even imagined. Others may find out life isn't fair. In spite of your Masters from Braemar, you might end up a glorified babysitter to a bunch of dead eyed fourth graders while your husband runs naked on a beach with your marriage counselor.

Class, in order to explain why your hormones will soon make you an easy target for every smooth talking Lothario with his own car and tight jeans, I will now show a short sex education film. Ezekiel and Ishmael, in accordance with your parent's wishes you may step out into the hall and pray for our souls.