The Simpsons Forever
The Simpsons Forever
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Barney Gumble
Barney Gumble
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Quotes (12)
Barney Gumble
If you get hungry in the middle of the night, there's an open beer in the fridge.
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Barney Gumble
You know, this apartment complex caters to upscale young singles like me. (burp)
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Barney Gumble
You're even more of a pig than I am. (burp)
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Barney Gumble
Oh no, an election. That's one of those deals where they close the bars, isn't it?
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Barney Gumble
All I wanted to tell you about was this new barbeque joint. It's called Greasy Joe's Bottomless Barbeque Pit! Oooh, I can still taste the sauce between my fingers and are you read for this? It's all you can eat!... (belch)
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Barney Gumble
Wheel her in Homer, I'm not a picky man. (belch)
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Barney Gumble
Hey, I'm with you Homer. Fight the power!
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Barney Gumble
You should always drink to enhance you social skills. (belch)
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Barney Gumble
So the next time somebody tells you carnie folk are good honest people... you can spit in their faces for me.
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Barney Gumble
I had to give a speech once. I was pretty nervous so I used a little trick. I pictured everyone in their underwear. The judge, the jury, my lawyer, everybody!... I'm a free man, ain't I?
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Barney Gumble
Whoa, someone smells stinky. Oh wait, it's me.
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Barney Gumble
Yeah Bart, I am so Crunchy the Clown. (Belch)
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