The Simpsons Forever
The Simpsons Forever
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Rabbi Krustofski
Rabbi Krustofski Occupation Rabbi; thinker

Special Gift Can solve any problem as long as it is posed as an ethical question

Diversions Chess in the park; Talmudic conferences in the Catskills

Dislikes Entertainers as immediate family members; people who call and hang up without saying anything

Philosophy Life is not fun; life is serious
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Quotes (3)
Rabbi Krustofski
Herschel, life is not fun. Life is serious. Seltzer is for drinking, not for spraying. Pie is for noshing, not for throwing... but nothing! Do as I say or you'll get such a zest that you won't even know what hit you.
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Rabbi Krustofski
A rabbi would never exaggerate. A rabbi composes. He creates thoughts. He tells stories that my never of happened but he does not exaggerate.
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Rabbi Krustofski
Huh... the Candyman?!
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