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Occupation Professional bowling instructor at Barney's new Bowl-A-Rama
Characteristics Tall, thick accent, suave
Favorite look A heavily-lidded lounge lizard expression
Bowling knowledge Knows what the little arrows on the wood floor mean, how to make a 5-7-10 split, which frame is the beer frame
Fan club Apparently the only bowler in all of Springfield to have groupies
Typical charge $40 for a bowling lesson, but only $25 for Marge
Decor Trophies abound for his lovemaking prowess (at least in Marge's dreams) |