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Occupation Man of God; motorist; marriage counselor
Biggest Competitors The NFL; warm beds on Sunday morning; cable
Books / Pamphlets Hell: It's Not Just for Christians Anymore and Satan's Boners
Hobby Toy trains
Secret Shame Has his dog do its "dirty business" on Ned Flanders' lawn
Words of Comfort to Death-row Inmates "There there; there, there"; "Well, if that's the worst thing to happen to you today, consider yourself lucky." |
