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Full Name Homer Jay Simpson
Age 36
Weight Between 239 - 260 lbs.
Occupation Worker drone/safety inspector, Sector 7G, Springfield Nuclear Power Plant (Holds plant record for most years worked at an entry-level position.)
Awards The C. Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence (after Burns found out Homer was sterile due to radiation exposure), Employee of the Month at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant (after saving the plant from meltdown), Springfield Power Plant Belching Contest Winner, Grammy Award for "Outstanding Soul, Spoken Word, or Barbershop Album of the Year" for his work with the Be Sharps. High School reunion trophies for most weight gained, most hair lost, most improved odor, and person who travelled least distance.
Favorite Foods Donuts, Pork Rinds Light, Chippos, Krusty Burgers, pork chops, steak, bulk seafood, and honey roasted peanuts
Favorite Beverage Duff
Surgeries A triple bypass operation resulting from his love of the aforementioned foods
Favorite Pastime Sitting on the couch while watching TV and drinking beer
Favorite Store The Kwik-E-Mart
Says "D'oh!" when upset, "Mmm..." when tempted |