The Simpsons Forever
The Simpsons Forever
Episode 4 Season 1 7G04 January 28, 1990
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Notable Quotes in This Episode
Homer Simpson
Mmm... marshmallow.
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Homer Simpson
Ok, now look. My boss is going to be at this picnic so I want you to show your father some love and/or respect.
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Mr. Burns
Some damn fool went around telling everyone I love that slimy goop. Well, toss it in the pile over there... and make yourselves at home.
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Marge Simpson
I sense greatness in my family. It's a greatness that others can't see but it's there. And if it's not true greatness we have, we're at least average.
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Marge Simpson
I don't want to alarm anyone but I think there's a little alchy-hol in this punch.
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Mr. Burns
Musicians cease that infernal tootling!
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Mr. Burns
Now it's time to say goodbye. Please get off my property until next year. I suggest you don't doddle. The hounds will be released in 10 minutes.
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Waylon Smithers
Fabulous observation, sir. Just fabulous.
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Bart Simpson
Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub.
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Homer Simpson
Dear Lord, thank you for this microwave bounty even though we don't deserve it. I mean, our kids are uncontrollable hellions. Pardon my french but they act like savages. Did you see them at the picnic? Oh wait. Of course you did. You're everywhere. You're omnivorous. Oh Lord, why did you spite me with this family!
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Bart Simpson
Don't have a cow, dad.
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Lisa Simpson
The sad truth is all families are like us.
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Moe Szyslak
What's-a matter Homer?
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Homer Simpson
My mom once said something that really stuck with me. She said, Homer you're a big disappointment. And God bless her soul, she was really on to something.
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Homer Simpson
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!
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Pawn Shop Cashier
Mister, you got yourself a deal.
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Lisa Simpson
There go my young girl dreams of Vassar.
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Dr. Marvin Monroe
Hello. I'm Dr. Marvin Monroe. No doubt you recognize me from TV.
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Dr. Marvin Monroe
Ok. You want to kill each other. That's good. That's healthy. There's nothing necessarily wrong with hostile conflict. All I ask is that you use my patented aggression therapy mallets.
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Mr. Burns
Excellent. Perhaps this energy conservation fad is as dead as the dodo.
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