The Simpsons Forever
The Simpsons Forever
Episode 13 Season 1 7G01 May 13, 1990
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Notable Quotes in This Episode
Bart Simpson
Hey! Cool your jets, man. We're comin'.
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Homer Simpson
Don't be ridiculous. My wife worships the ground I walk on.
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Dr. Marvin Monroe
Marge, it's what's I call harsh reality time... Your husband sees you as nothing... No, no, no, don't hang up. The pig has made you into his mother. You are not the hot, love object you deserve to be... I'm as sure as it as I'm sure my voice is annoying. Marge, tonight, the second he comes through that front door, you've got to tell him you're fed up and if he doesn't start loving, you will be leaving.
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Marge Simpson
Leave Homer? (please don't use his real name) Leave Pedro?
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Moe Szyslak
Is everything ok, Homer? Usually you have a quick one, some peanuts, hunk of beef jerky, a couple pickled eggs and your outta here.
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Moe Szyslak
Homer, Margie's right you are a pig. You can ask anyone in this bar... see you're a pig. Barney's a pig. Larry's a pig. We're all pigs except for one difference. Once in a while we can crawl out of the slop, hose ourselves off and act like human beings. Homer, buy your wife some flowers and take her out for a night on the town. Candles, tablecloth, the whole nine yards... I'm not done. After dinner, the two of you are going to check into the fanciest motel in town and not check out until the next morning if ya' get my drift.
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Barney Gumble
You're even more of a pig than I am. (burp)
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Bart Simpson
Who'd possibly be late on meatloaf night?
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Homer Simpson
I love you Marjorie.
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Marge Simpson
Goodness. Must be a crossed wire.
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Homer Simpson
Actually, The Simpsons are neighbors of ours and we found them to be a quite misunderstood and underrated family.
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Marge Simpson
Tonight is a very special night. Your father is taking me out for dinner and dancing.
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Bart Simpson
Work that body, Homer.
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Homer Simpson
You know, one day you'll learn to move like your old man... Son, there's not a women alive who can resist a man who knows how to mambo.
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Homer Simpson
Smooth as a baby's behind.
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Bart Simpson
Aye, Aye, Mambo man.
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Bart Simpson
Look lady. We've seen the Crappy Little Elves about fourteen billion times. Maybe we can watch some real TV... That's merely suggested viewing matter, lady. Mom let's us watch whatever the hell we want.
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Lucille Botzcowski
I said you're gonna' watch this tape and your gonna' do what I say or I'm gonna' do something to you. And I don't know what that is because everybody has always done what I say.
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Bart Simpson
You know what happens. They find Captain Kook's treasure. All the elves dance around like little green idiots. I puke. The end.
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Lisa Simpson
Bart, you're just like Chilly. The elf who can not love.
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Bart Simpson
Now for some real TV. Alright! Americas Most Armed and Dangerous... Relax, this is cinéma vérité. When the brutal slow motion killing starts I'll tell you when to shut your eyes.
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Homer Simpson
Garcon! Another bottle of your second least expensive champagne.
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Lucille Botzcowski
Bart... Time to brush your teeth, wash your face and say your prayers.
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Bart Simpson
Seeing how no one was hurt. I think it would be really silly to dwell on this.
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Lucille Botzcowski
You're a smart young man, Bart. I hope you're smart enough to keep your mouth shut.
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Bart Simpson
This way to the scene of the crime, men!
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Lucille Botzcowski
Mr. Sampson can I give you a bit of advice?... Don't turn your back on that boy for a second.
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Marge Simpson
Oh Homer, don't say that. The way I see it, if you raise three children who could knockout and hogtie a perfect stranger you must be doing something right.
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