The Simpsons Forever
The Simpsons Forever
Episode 12 Season 1 7G12 April 29, 1990
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Krusty Gets Busted
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Notable Quotes in This Episode
Krusty the Clown
Hey kids! Who do you love?... (Krusty!) How much do you love me?... (With all our hearts!) What would you do if I went off the air?... (We'd kill ourselves!)
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Krusty the Clown
I know we haven't had much luck shooting you out of this cannon but maybe that's because we haven't used enough gun powder.
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Krusty the Clown
Don't blame me. I didn't do it.
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Bart Simpson
Comedy, thy name is Krusty.
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Lisa Simpson
If cartoons were meant for adults they'd put them on in primetime.
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Homer Simpson
Mmmm Chocolate... oooh double chocolate. (gasp) New flavor! Triple chocolate. Perhaps a little something for the trip back to the cash register.
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Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
What's the matter sir? Never have I seen you look so unhappy while purchasing such a large quantity of ice cream.
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Homer Simpson
The reason I look unhappy is that tonight I have to see a slideshow staring my wife's sisters. Or as I call them, The Gruesome Twosome.
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Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Yes, yes. I know the procedure for armed robbery. I do work in a convenient store you know.
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Bart Simpson
Aye carumba.
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Chief Wiggum
Krusty the Clown, you are under arrest for armed robbery. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say, blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah.
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Homer Simpson
Well, if the crime is making me laugh, they're all guilty! He He He.
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Patty Bouvier
And this is all the mail that awaited us upon our return. And this is Selma dropping off our vacation film to be developed. Thus concludes our Mexican odyssey.
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Bart Simpson
Are you kidding? He's my idol. I've based my whole life on Krusty's teachings.
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Homer Simpson
Earth to Marge. Earth to Marge. I was there. The clown is G-I-L-L-T-Y.
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Krusty the Clown
Give a hoot. Read a book.
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Reverend Lovejoy
I urge every halfway decent member of our community to gather up all merchandise that bears the likeness of Krusty-the-Clown-prince-of-corruption and join me in a public burning!
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Reverend Lovejoy
Good people, I'm so happy you're all here tonight but please just a few words of caution. Now, we are going to set this vile of evil ablaze but because these are children's toys the fire will spread quickly so please stand back and try not to inhale the toxic fumes.
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Sideshow Bob
My young friends, for years I have been silent, save the crude crescendos of this primitive wind instrument. But now destiny has thrust me into the center ring. In the coming weeks you will notice some rather sweeping changes in our program. Please do not be alarmed. Itchy and Scratchy will still have a home here but we will also learn about nutrition, self esteem, etiquette and all the lively arts.
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Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Hey, hey, this is not a lending library. If you are not going to buy that thing put it down or i'll blow your heads off.
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Bart Simpson
Attention fellow children. Krusty didn't rob that store. Sideshow Bob framed him and I've got proof... See that! Krusty wore big floppy shoes but he's got little feet like all good hearted people.
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Sideshow Bob
Yes, I admit it. I hated him. His hackneyed shenanigans robbed me of my dignity for years. I played the buffoon while he squandered a fortune on his vulgar appetites. That's why I framed Krusty and I would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for these meddling kids.
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Chief Wiggum
Well, we made a terrible, terrible mistake... uh, won't happen again.
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