The Simpsons Forever
The Simpsons Forever
Episode 11 Season 1 7G13 April 15, 1990
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Notable Quotes in This Episode
Homer Simpson
The boy. Bring me the boy.
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Bart Simpson
Hello. What have we here? (gasp) A cherry bomb! I thought I blew all you guys up.
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Principal Skinner
People. People. No ruff housing on the monkey bars. You there, tuck in your shirt. Watch it. I saw that.
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Agnes Skinner
You certainly have done awfully well for yourself, spanky.
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Principal Skinner
Mother, please don't call me spanky on school grounds.
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Agnes Skinner
Why haven't you introduced me to any of your students, spanky?
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Bart Simpson
What can I say? I've got a weakness for the classics.
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Homer Simpson
Hello Principal Skinner. I'd get up but the boy crippled me.
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Principal Skinner
Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, we have transcended incorrigible. I don't think suspension or expulsion will do the trick. I think it behooves us all to consider deportation.
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Homer Simpson
He makes me crazy 12 months a year. At least you get the summer off.
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Lisa Simpson
You know, in Albania the unit of currency is the called the lek... and the national flag is a two headed eagle on a red field... and the main export is furious political thought.
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Ugolin
Escape is impossible.
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Cesar
My name is Cesar. This is my nephew Ugolin. You may find life here at the chateau hard but if you shut up and do exactly what we say the time will pass more quickly.
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Adil
Thank you Principal Skinner. Thank you students. Although I have only been in your country a few days I have already found Americans to be most trusting. Although officially I am required to hate you, I want you to know I do not feel it in my heart.
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Adil
How can you defend a country where 5% of the people control 95% of the world?
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Adil
No-no Mrs. Simpsons. You have been oppressed enough for today. I will clean the dishes.
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Lisa Simpson
Your paper thin commitment to your children sends shivers down my spine. May I be excused?
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Cesar
When you work like a man, we will feed you like one.
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Homer Simpson
See these, American Donuts, glazed, powered and raspberry filled. Now how's that for freedom of choice?!
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Adil
Dad, do you think I might see your plutonium isolation module?
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Ugolin
Ungrateful Swine! We give you food. We give you shelter and this is how you repay us?
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Bart Simpson
Au revoir, suckers.
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Adil
Goodbye Simpsons. Thank you for your hospitality. I hope this experience will not sour you on the student exchange program.
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Lisa Simpson
He brought us gifts! His first unselfish act... Bart, I have something to say that's going to bother me if I don't say it. It's good to see you.
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American Exchange Student
So Sparrow, we meet again.
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Adil
Sometimes I think I'm getting too old for this game.
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