The Simpsons Forever
The Simpsons Forever
Episode 10 Season 1 7G10 March 25, 1990
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Homer's Night Out
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Notable Quotes in This Episode
Homer Simpson
I have to warn you, Marge. I think the poor young thing has the hots for yours truly... just keeping you on your toes, babe.
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Homer Simpson
239 pounds! Awwww, I'm a blimp. Why are all the good things so tasty? From now on, exercise every morning.
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Marge Simpson
Your not a blimp Homer. You're my big, cuddly teddy bear.
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Homer Simpson
239 pounds! Awwww, I'm a whale. Why was I cursed with this weakness for snack treats?
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Bart Simpson
Lady, where's my spy camera?
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Homer Simpson
Where am I? The planet cornball?
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Bart Simpson
Ahoy! This place bites.
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Marge Simpson
Don't doddle. Your food will get cold.
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Martin Prince
The meeting of the future photographers of America is now in session.
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Bart Simpson
Will you swear not to let another living soul get a copy of this photo? Cross your heart and hope to die? Stick a needle in your eye? Jam a dagger in your thigh? Eat a horse manure pie?
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Reverend Lovejoy
(Gasp) Why this sheep is straight from my own flock.
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Homer Simpson
Sorry buddy. You've got me confused with Fred Flintstone.
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Homer Simpson
Liberty bell, another liberty bell, one more and I'm a millionaire! Come on liberty bell, please please please... D'oh! That purple fruit thing. Where were you yesterday?
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Homer Simpson
Why you little!
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Marge Simpson
My suggestion is for you to sleep in the filth you created.
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Moe Szyslak
What's a matter Homer? Hottest ladies night in months and you're not even checking out the action.
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Barney Gumble
If you get hungry in the middle of the night, there's an open beer in the fridge.
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Barney Gumble
You know, this apartment complex caters to upscale young singles like me. (burp)
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Mr. Burns
A plant employee carrying on like an oversexed orangutan in heat! This is a family nuclear power plant, Simpson. Our research indicates that over 50% of our power is used by women. I will not have you offending my customers with your body shenanigans.
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Mr. Burns
Simpson, I am by most measures a successful man. I have wealth and power beyond the dreams of you and your clock punching ilk. And yet, I've led a solitary life. The fair sex remains a mystery to me. You seem to have a way with women, a certain... how should I put it... animal mag-net-tis-ma. Help me Simpson. Tell me your secret.
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Marge Simpson
I've been thinking, Homer. And you know what bothers me the most about this whole thing? You taught Bart a very bad lesson. Your boy idolizes you... and when he sees you treating women as objects, he's going to think that it's ok. You owe your son better than that, Homer.
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Homer Simpson
I have something to say to all the sons out there. To all the boys, to all the men, to all of us. It's about women and how they are not mere objects with curves that make us crazy. No. They are our wives. They are our daughters, our sisters, our grandmas, our aunts, our nieces and nephews. Well, not our nephews. They are our mothers. And you know something folks? As ridiculous as this sounds, I would rather feel the sweet breath of my beautiful wife on the back of my neck as I sleep than stuff dollar bills into some strangers g-string. Am I wrong? Or am I right?
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Bart Simpson
Alright folks, shows over. No more to see folks. Come on. Only sick people want to see my folks kiss.
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