The Simpsons Forever
The Simpsons Forever
Episode 1 Season 1 7G08 December 17, 1989
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Notable Quotes in This Episode
Homer Simpson
Oh! Pardon my galoshes.
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Homer Simpson
Sorry. I'm just a big kid and I love Christmas so much.
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Bart Simpson
Oh please. There's only one fat guy that brings us presents and his name ain't Santa.
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Marge Simpson
Oh Bart, that's so sweet. It's the best present a mother could get and it makes you look so dangerous.
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Mr. Burns
Hello. I'm proud to announce that we've been able to increase safety here at the plant without increasing the cost to the consumer or affecting management pay raises. However, for you semi-skilled workers there will be no Christmas bonuses. Oh, and one more thing, Merry Christmas!
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Dr. Irving Zitsofsky
Now whatever you do boy, don't squirm. You don't want to get this sucker near your eye or groin.
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Bart Simpson
Owww... Quit it. Owww... Quit it. Owww... Quit it. Owww... Quit it.
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Bart Simpson
I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
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Homer Simpson
Ho, Ho, D'oh!
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Bart Simpson
If TV has taught me anything it's that miracles always happen to poor kids at Christmas. It happened to Tiny Tim. It happened to Charlie Brown. It happened to The Smurfs and it's gonna happen to us.
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Lisa Simpson
Well, I wish you wouldn't because aside from the fact that he has the same frailties as all human beings, he's the only father I have. Therefore, he is my model of manhood and my estimation of him will govern the prospects of my adult relationships. So I hope you bear in mind that any knock at him is a knock at me and I'm far to young to defend myself against such onslaughts.
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Bart Simpson
It doesn't seem possible but I guess TV has betrayed me.
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Homer Simpson
But he's a loser, he's pathetic. He's... a Simpson.
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