The Simpsons Forever
The Simpsons Forever
Episodes Characters
Cowboy Bob
Cowboy Bob Occupation Operates Bob's RV Roundup (he doesn't own the place "Long Story")

Profile The ultimate shark salesman

Attire Wears a cowboy hat and a sly smile

Intuition Knows a sucker when he sees one

Slogan We'd rather make a friend... than a profit

Hottest item An RV that has not only its own satellite dish... but its own satellite
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Quotes (5)
Cowboy Bob
The Ultimate Behemoth... you are standing in its' presence. Behold!
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Cowboy Bob
First of all, I want you to know I like your face. Really do. Not saying that, I mean it. You got color in there. You're not Roman are you?... Look like a God, sort of. Why don't we step into the credit office, Zues.
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Cowboy Bob
This is a formality. If you're saying to me, Bob is this guy good for it? I say yes. I don't check this machine. But I don't own the place. Even though my name's up there, long story... You've ever known a siren to be good? No, Mr. Simpson it's not. That's a bad siren. That's the computer in case I went blind telling me to sell the vehicle to this fella' and you're out of business... You couldn't afford this thing if you lived to be a million!... Take it easy, don't ruin this feeling I'm gettin' from ya'. Perhaps I can show you something a little more you.
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Cowboy Bob
This is yours at the price I'm quotin' ya'. Your not gonna' hand it to someone else? Cause I'm gonna' give you a price for you. Not for someone else. Someone else, I'm doublin' this... This is you and me... In other words two months from now I see this vehicle, your head's in that window.
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Cowboy Bob
Mr. Simpson if you have to go talk it over with those humans out there then there's something wrong with all of us. You look like a man who is able to make a decision or I wouldn't be wasting... see that man right over there?... He's buying this. Did you know that? Called me two minutes before you came in. Said, save the little one. I'm comin' down. Here he is! Now you want it or not?... Best decision you ever made. This is gonna' change your life.
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